gishlee
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VERY important question....VERY important question...
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Orph@N
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God i hate Chuck Norris jokes.
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xyryn
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He is getting on in age, isn't he?
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Dew
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Playing chess against Chuck Norris is completely safe, it is only when he plays against himself that the resulting clash of unparralelled mind power causes all time to halt completely, and every molecule within a 5 mile radius explodes at the speed of light, complete protonic reversal, similar to what happens when the Ghostbusters "cross the streams."
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eboobi
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| Orph@N wrote: | | God i hate Chuck Norris jokes. |
Who is joking?
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Dew
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Chuck Norris circumcised himself. At birth. With his bare hands.
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Dew
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Mr. T was originally supposed to be the star of the movie "Home Alone" instead of Macauley Culkin. The movie was going to be rated R, with lots of blood, violence, and gruesome decapitations caused by Mr. T's homemade traps. But the idea was scrapped after Mr. T refused to do the slap-both-hands-on-the-face-and-scream routine.
Oops... how'd that get in there... foo!
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