
Sai'nu
|
Conan returns next year... May 28, 2010
|
Shensenn
|
It never ceases to amaze me, the lack of creative genius coming out of Hollywood. I guess until they start remaking all of the remakes there may still be hope lol.
|
Sai'nu
|
Probably a good thing I never did pursue indy film. I'd probably churn out something worse than a remake. I can see it now...
Setting: A dark lit, but strangely moist, cavern.
Out of the darkness stumbles a shiny kernel of corn and a group of popcorn husk followers. The followers are mumbling and finally one speaks.
Lead husk: When are we getting out of here, Colonel?
Corn: I said I'm a kernel not a Colonel. And I don't know yet. I got chewed up just like you did by the strange beast. Besides, I'm still wondering how I got put back together after how long I was chewed.
Lead husk: But surly we're on the right track?
Corn: You guys have been hanging around in here longer than I have; you ought to know. But, hey, so far it only goes two ways. Seeing as I don't want to swim through that lake of acid again I think we're heading the right way; I hope.
A great gassy rumbling interrupts the group...
I just don't see it selling.
|
|